Chicken Dinner

Daddy's home and I'm mad as Hell.
Too many balls in the yard.
Why do I always have to yell?
Picking up is not that hard.

Time 2 Change the Filters

Tonight I find myself sitting alone, shabby and discontent.  What a perfect time to start a blog!  Hopefully this is a blog that no one reads because at the moment, I'm feeling a bit

Great Art is the Spark Which Ignites Revolution

After birth, our life was molded by the scarred hands of our parents.  These scars were not earned by us, yet left imprinted in the clay of our being.  Nurtured on a tit that eventually b

Subliminals

Now I won't be able to enjoy going to the movies without looking for penises in the popcorn ads.

Cubes on a Sphere

Each morning I wake up inside a subdivided cube with divisions to wander in search of the facilitation of my biological functions.  Upon exiting my cube I shall traverse the skin of a sphere i

The Inside of my Mouth is Shredded Raw From Eating Your Crappy Cereal

Dear Captain Crunch,

After Reading The Elegant Universe

My thoughts on reading thus far…

 

Chapter 2:

Draft 2

Draft 2 a few beers in so this should be less coherent than it’s predecessor, but perhaps a bit more honest and closer to the unfiltered truth.  I  have an issue with life and the h

My Me

So this is how it begins, on the eve of the birth of our saviour, I find myself with 1 of many beers in hand ready to confront the demons that plague me like a bunch of rowdy uninvited party crashe

Stupid Fish

Being at the bottom of the food chain gives you the opportunity to give indigestion to those foolish enough to taste.

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