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The Scream; Holy Crap

Edvard Munch's The Scream was just auctioned off at Sotheby's for the ridiculous price of $119million smackeroos.

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Preying off your Vanity

I am a gallery assistant pimp at Agora Gallery, a contemporary fine art gallery
whore house in New York. Can I send you some information about our gallery and about an

The Eunuch Special

As I'm lying in bed with my laptop on a tv tray and a bag of ice on my nuts, it dawns on me… my weekend is gonna suck ass. 

What I am about to describe may shock and horrify the meek. While some propaganda spewing witch doctors

Where's the Color, Man?

Your work is good to me. But, you may add the colors to it later.

You know what your site needs?

Your website is very plain as are my words ...I would like to see more color. Your web page should reflect your amazing artwork.

Lucky Charms

By the looks of your drawings it became obvious that you must be a drunken leprechaun.

Father Flesh

While viewing your drawings I have noticed you depict the phallice in various ways. You seem to have an obsession with elephant trunks, snakes, and tentacles. Being a man of the cloth I take great offense

Complaining Punk

I would like to complain about one of your answers to your FAQ list question. Your second answer to the question "Why is this FAQ so short?" doesn't make any sense. How is it possible

What's the sweet deal?

Where in the hell is your shopping cart I wanted to buy some stuff, what the fudge?

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