June 10th, 2008
An Angry Article By: Grog
Making Fun of Illegal Aliens is All Fun N' Games Until Your Gardener Stops Laughing
Meet Jorge “The Gardener” Sanchez. A true American by all accounts – unemployed, broke, and born in another country. A decent bloke, until he decided to go unpatriotic, squash my freedom of speech, and boycott my lawn. He even had the audacity to take my finest ho!
Now I’m as patient as the next guy, which is why I’m taking time to documen
Screw it.
June 12th, 2008
A Response to "An Angry Article" By: Grog By: Me, The Douche
All American Immigrant Living The Dream of Other Peoples Apple Pies and White Picket Fences
Meet Jorge “The Gardener” Sanchez, A true illegal American icon. As a young boy he had to overcome insurmountable odds in order to realize his dream, his destiny, to become a gardener in the North Americas. His family knew that this sort of upperclass job would earn him the recognition of his tribe and possibly lead him to the position of Cheiftain because of his ability to interact with the "White Devil".
Fleeing wartorn Tijuana at the tender age of 20 he managed to settle down in south San Diego, this is where I met him......
The year was 1995, Shawn Nelson had just gone on a tank rampage in San Diego, and The San Francisco 49ers had become the first NFL franchise to win five Super Bowls, as they defeated the San Diego Chargers in Super Bowl XXIX at Joe Robbie Stadium in Miami, Florida.
I found myself in dire need of a gardener but I didnt want to pay a proffesional so where could I find a gardener willing to work for a six pack of Tecate and a bagged lunch............Home Depot!
So I found myself at the Home Depot parking lot sizing up possible gardening enthusiasts when in the bushes I heard a rustling. I had found the Alien I had been looking for. Average height, dirty, but what impressed me about him was his ability to think outside the box. When I happened upon him, he was in the process of cooking a stolen can of frijoles over a stolen can of sterno that was setting on a makeshift chicken wire grill, probably also stolen. His innovative cooking setup, set him apart from all the rest. From that day on he has become my life long gardener.
Gardening is not only his dream come true, its his way of life.
So you see Grog if he wants to squash your freedom of speech and boycott your lawn accept it and move on, he has earned that right!